I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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