i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
