hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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