Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Randomize
