Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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