I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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