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He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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