i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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