I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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