i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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