Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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