Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
When are your genitals available?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I think i got beer on your cat.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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