Sry I called you an 8
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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