Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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