yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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