so explain again why im purple
no
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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