Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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