Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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