Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize