I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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