she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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