No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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