I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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