You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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