But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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