He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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