wat bout pragnant strippers??
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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