This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Randomize