i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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