FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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