shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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