Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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