when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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