That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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