If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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