I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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