Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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