why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.