your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb