I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.