how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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