Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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