Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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