Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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