Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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