I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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