id be glad to
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You dont lie about slip and slides
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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