I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I supernannyed him into submission
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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