Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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