Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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