Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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