my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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