You can't motorboat a personality
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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