Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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