i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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