Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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